Chopsticks

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
(My random question in my profile, my answer was too long but I didn't
 want to cut it down, silly to have limitations on such matters anyhow, I mean
 it's my blog, why should google care if the answer to my question is more than
 400 characters? I might aswell write over nine thousand characters or even words
 in my profile and if people can't be arsed to read it then that's my problem)

Chopsticks. An ancient tool which allows the user to eat providing he or she has enough skill (if not starve to death, because one simply can't eat with ones hands, we're not animals after all) and can easily be assembled should I ever be trapped on a remote island.
On the other hand there might not be branches on a remote island. Palmtrees don't have branches and my idea of a remote island involves a lone palm tree on a 20 metre in diametre island. Darn!
If my tounge was indeed a magnet however I'd not be sitting around on a remote island. I'd be saving the world with my awesome mutant power! Unless of course my nemesis, the evil and powerful Doctor Von Schnellfahrer somehow traps me there so I can't stop his evil plans (speeding) as I always do. But fear not civilian! I will find my way back and save you in the last few moments before armageddon and get the pretty girl.

My first post

Is just a post I'll post here to have the first post posted.
Thank you for allowing me to waste your time on this. ;-)